if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?
^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?
Step one: step two:
Y’all need Jesus.
or even more easy way?
shots are currently being fired
this made me laugh so hard tbh
You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.
straight people are not allowed to reblog this post.
straight people are not allowed to transfer the contents of their bank accounts into my paypal
i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about